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fuckyeahlaughters:

edwad:

#AirplanePickUpLines : nice legs what time do they get the fuck off the back of my chair

not-photogenic:

NO ONE CALLS ESTEBAN JULIO RICARDO MONTOYA DE LA ROSA RAMIREZ A THIEF

no one’s got the time

lolzpicx:

The very best of Yahoo Answers.

starsinthenightskyyouhavecreated:

Everyone who reblogs this will have their URL written in a note-book and this notebook will be given to Peter Pan of DisneyLand on June 14th 2014. <3

goldenclitoris:

why would i want a thigh gap anyways what are u gonna do look at another girl through it i dont think so

frozenfoods:

[esteban voice] thees ees a deesaster

fuckyeahlaughters:

They need to invent a comfortable reading position

rneerkat:

in the middle of class, something starts going “ONION. ONION. ONION. ONION” loudly. an embarrassed student leaves the classroom and answers his phone. it is an onion ring